Bangla Funny SMS

Code:501
Ek bar cheye dekho surjo k ane debo,
Ek bar bole dekho chad take pere debo,
Ek bar kede dekho jol gulo muche debo,
Ek bar hese dekho dat gulo fele debo.


Code:502
Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
Tumi Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jore NETWORK COVERAGE


Code:503
Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberete,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ek Sms a lege gelo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms


Code:504
Apni jodi purush hon, Ta hole 30 taka.
Jodi mohila hon, Tahole 20 taka pathaben.
Ar jodi apni hijla hon, Tahole kono taka pathaben na please,
Ami buje nebo apni ki?


Code:505
Amar Sorir Valona.
Docto'er kache gelam.
Kaj hoynai. Tai ak hojurer kache gelam.
Oni bollen kono kothin papi ke sms dite, dekhbi valo hoia jabi.
Sotti aknon valolagcha.


Code:506
Jokhon tomar eka lagbe, tomar chardike kauke dekhte pabena, duniya-ta jhapsa hoye asbe,
Tumi amar kache eso
Tomake CHOKHER DAKTAR-ER kache niye jabo


Code:507
Pagla garode ekta Pagoler operation hobe. Nurse, Doctor sobai ready . Kintu Pagol-ta ekhono ready hoy ni.
KENO ?
Karon se ekhon ai SMS ta porte besto !